IT’S MY BIRTHDAY I AM HEAPS OLD NOW. DRINKING SOME FRENCH CHAMPAGNE.

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visualcocaine:

Not a single fuck was given that day.

visualcocaine:

Not a single fuck was given that day.

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We use newspaper to line Blaise’s litter tray, I grabbed some and laid it out, er photo of my dad staring at me, had to swap it out for some other newspaper. Seems pretty rude to let my bunny to pee on my dad.

Finally got expert time under 3 minutes :D

Finally got expert time under 3 minutes :D

Y’all know how I wear glasses, right? I just thought of a way to describe my vision sans glasses - basically I can see two really tiny sets of text overlapping, like if you crossed your eyes and then shrunk everything 40%.

Bbqd some meat, drank some beers and got a bit sunburnt. So ~~australian~~

GUY AT WOOLIES’ DELI WAS VERY FLIRTY. QUESTION IS, WAS HE BEING FLIRTY WITH ME OR WITH CHARLIE???

Sometimes I like to walk like a raptor.

So you had a pretty good day, right?

~~BEST DAY EVA~~