January 2012
20 posts
We use newspaper to line Blaise’s litter tray, I grabbed some and laid it out, er photo of my dad staring at me, had to swap it out for some other newspaper. Seems pretty rude to let my bunny to pee on my dad.
Y’all know how I wear glasses, right? I just thought of a way to describe my vision sans glasses - basically I can see two really tiny sets of text overlapping, like if you crossed your eyes and then shrunk everything 40%.
Bbqd some meat, drank some beers and got a bit sunburnt. So ~~australian~~
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GUY AT WOOLIES’ DELI WAS VERY FLIRTY. QUESTION IS, WAS HE BEING FLIRTY WITH ME OR WITH CHARLIE???
Sometimes I like to walk like a raptor.
torgothegreat replied to your post: This morning a tradie in a 4WD ute tried to run me…
So you had a pretty good day, right?
~~BEST DAY EVA~~
This morning a tradie in a 4WD ute tried to run me off the road while I was riding along in the bike lane minding my own business., I wasn’t even in his way, he had two entire lanes to play about in. In getting the hell away from him I snapped one of my cleats so it wouldn’t lock into the pedal any more. So at lunch time I went to a bike store in the cbd and got some new cleats. I put...
I should have realised these jeans were a bad idea when I had to lie down to put them on.
I found a tree in a yard that looks like a plum tree so I ate a small amount of fruit to see if it was a plum. It smells, looks and tastes like plum but if I die sorry for being stupid enough to eat random fruit, guys.
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“What horrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well-educated, brilliantly...”
– Sylvia Plath (via riot-succeeds)
How fabulous
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Blaise has just learned to pick up his food bowl and throw it :(
Thanks for the mess, guy.
Gumbo Kitchen should be called Hipster Kitchen.
December 2011
29 posts
Just sliced my palm open on a bamboo pole citronella thing. I poured disinfectant into it and it stung like a bitch, in fact it is so fucking painful in general :(
Everyone come to my house for NYE, can’t be bothered going anywhere. BRING THE PARTY TO ME.
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Despite having a four shot coffee for breakfast, I still feel like I’m dead.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Frank Sinatra (1)
Vince Guaraldi Trio (1)
Dean Martin (1)
Adam Faith (1)
Gene Autry (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Totally bawling my eyes out for no reason. I have no idea how Charlie deals with my volatility. I would not date me.
Just had a delicious roast pork Christmas Eve dinner! It’s our first Christmas together in Melbs, how ~~romantic~~.
Charles and I just saw The Importance of Being Earnest at MTC and it was quite splendid.
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WE RAN OUT OF WINE
what do we do.
I bought my paramedic sister and her farmer husband pyjamas with shirts saying “Farmers make better lovers” and “Feel safe at night, sleep with a paramedic” I AM HILARIOUS.
Borrow out zombie movie, get home, realise video store employee has actually given us Tinkerbell.
November 2011
37 posts
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